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‘Am I dead?! Am I dreaming?! Am I a vampire?!’ She starts really worrying. ‘Here, let me try again.’: Husband hilariously pranks wife in spooky photo shoot, ‘My wife’s missing from these Polaroids’

“I sit next to her. ‘Let’s take a picture together…’ So we touch noses, and I take the picture. SHE WASN’T IN IT. ‘That’s super weird, we were touching noses. How did you miss me!?,’ she says. ‘There isn’t a ‘remove wife from this photo’ option on a Polaroid, Sarah! How would I be doing this?!’”

‘He read the paper, ‘You are a dad.’ I’ve never heard his voice that reach that note.’: Wife surprises shocked husband with pregnancy news, he shouts ‘Really?! This is the best day ever!’

“I text him: ‘I’m not doing well. Come home now.’ He will because I have a fractured back! He calls. I’m still crying happy tears, but they sound sad when I say: ‘I need you home.’ Not lying. Those are true statements. He is coming straight home. Success! Praise the Lord for this fractured back. I couldn’t believe that a baby survived my fall, the pain killers, the almost X-ray fiasco, and yet it had.”

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